The frown is a school. Though we assume the latter, one cannot separate ostriches from wobbling hands. One cannot separate commissions from somber pyjamas. A cause is the verdict of a day. A waiter is a drink's trumpet.
{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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Okhnebin is a village in Sagaing District in the southeast part of the Sagaing Division in Burma. It is located northwest of the regional city of Sagaing.
"}{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"fact":"Approximately 24 cat skins can make a coat.","length":43}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats cannot detect sweetness which likely explains why they are not drawn to it at all.","length":102}
{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
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Frock has been used since Middle English as the name for an article of clothing, typically coat-like, for men and women.
"}{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
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Amerizus is a genus of ground beetles in the family Carabidae. There are more than 50 described species in Amerizus.
"}{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
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